—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.
— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets
— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism
— Might have sex with your wife
Sandy looks like a bitch. I’d go with Rasputin.
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someone should really write an essay exploring how casual homophobia in society causes gay people to be sexualized no matter their age. For example people didn’t start seeing ‘ Old Town Road” as a sexual song until lil nas came out. and like yeah it’s fine if gay people are sexual obviously but the fact is that the first thing people think about when they learn someone is gay is sex. which just causes a whole hoard of issues and in conclusion it’s cishets fault and they suck
hey, it’s okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i’m glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.
I actually really appreciate this. I didn’t do anything to celebrate Pride and I started wondering if it was because I was ashamed or something. I’ve been really scared to be out, what with all that’s been going on. Anyways, thank you. I needed this.
the violet chronicles (six part miniseries that aubrey plaza wins emmys for)
elastagirl origins 2: the incredibles (it picks up where the last elastagirl movie leaves off which was at the beginnning of the incredibles so its just the incredibles again)
syndrome
incredibles 5: this time there;s lore
EDNA 2
frozone 3
the dash chronicles (planned for eight movies, first one tanks so hard they delete him from the canon)
EDNA 3
bike boy (about the kid on the bike with the gun)
the incredibles 6: syndrome’s revenge
EDNA 4
EDNA 5 (public demand high for edna mode movies)
EDNA 6
frozone 4: frozen (it’s frozen but all the characters are frozone)
EDNA 7
the incredibles (reboot)
short guy voiced by wallace shaw who was mr. incredible’s boss in the first movie, the movie
EDNA 8
EDNA 9
EDNA 10
All movies then replaed by Edna Mode movies
Hey Bec I just want you to know that the concept of Dashiell Robert Parr being deleted entirely from the Incredibles canon was so funny to me that I had a ten-minute meltdown on my girlfriend’s living room floor and then started crying because my gut hurt so bad from laughing that I thought I was gonna throw up. Thanks
i dont care if u never listen to me ever again just let me be ur internet dad for just one second: dont start cutting yourselves please ever
ok im gonna reblog this again bc i want more ppl to see it?? ive compiled a (by no means complete) list of the things u can expect if u start:
- u cant stop. its a legitimate addiction. there is no ‘seeing what its like’. its soso hard to stop it and believe me, because that was me. i thought i would sate my curiosity but all i did was make my life miserable - everything can become a trigger. someone carved things in a table?? trigger. u get a scratch by accident?? trigger. see something sharp?? yup. - the scars dont go away and if people see them (and no matter how hard you try, people will see them) they get this awful fucking look on their face like a mixture of disgust and horror and pity - u have to sit through people making shitty fucking jokes and calling people like you (real, struggling people like you) edgy emos looking for attention and it makes you feel sick but you have to sit there silently - in fact, any conversation about self harm becomes thoroughly uncomfortable because they’ll talk about it like no one in the room has ever gone through it (or, if they know, they’ll glance at you out the corner of their eye when they think you cant see) - any emotion can give you the urges- not just negative. ur body associates the happy feeling with the pain so ur brain is like ‘????? u cant have one without the other??’ - it can have been years. years. you can have stopped and got better and you’ll still feel the urge to hurt yourself and it makes you feel like you haven’t improved at all and you’re still fourteen and hating yourself - (maybe this is just me) but some part of you misses it?? you stopped and you know its horrific but its so difficult to get rid of your blades or whatever you use because you feel so weirdly attached to these things that are so awful and you dont even know why
god damn i just want yall to understand that you dont have to hurt yourself ever, okay?? just. don’t. trust me.
I will reblog this every single day.
Forever reblog. This is serious and as true as ever. I’m here for anyone who feels they have no other option.
I believe Icon For Hire said it best
“My self-hatred never took me where I wanted to go.” Under the Knife-Icon For Hire.
There are other really great lines but this one stood out to me, personally. Give them a listen if you ever feel like cutting yourself.
Uh, no. You will move. All the way over to a smoking area. Tf you think this is?
And if non smokers move that’s when people start to complain with the whole “UHM, WE’RE NOT MONSTERS WE’RE SMOKERS UWU” arguement
like bro i vape 0% nico shit but i still dont condone passive murder, so i move my ass too, get to the damn designated smoking areas.
You chose to start smoking, you chose to light up in a public place.
I did not choose to breathe your fucking smoke.
Get the fuck out of here with your selfish horseshit.
also some of us are FUCKING ALLERGIC
People: hey smoking is extremely bad and is literally your choice but like none of us want to get cancer or die or have potential lung damage cause some of us have lung conditions so could you kindly not smoke directly into my eye lids?
Smokers: HeY! This Is a FrEE country MaN!! DoNT like IT? DonT brEaTH iT!
Smokers children: *grow up with horrible lung damage*
Smokers: how could society do this to my kids?
I like how the world has literally come to arguing over whether people should be able to breathe or not
fr tho, secondhand smoke isdangerous. Smoking is a choice, but you have to confine that choice to yourself. You can’t be exposing people who made the choice not to smoke. Especially because some people (myself included) can’t tolerate even a small amount of smoke. Follow the rules, look for the signs. And even if there’s not a “No Smoking” sign, avoid smoking there unless you own the place or it’s been established explicitly that you CAN smoke there.
It may seem ridiculous to get told not to smoke at all in public, but you literally have no way of knowing when you’re going to encounter someone who can’t breathe even the tiniest bit of your smoke. (Just last week someone in the parking lot was smoking and they walked past me and it set off an asthma attack. Just from that. What am I supposed to do, never go out ever on the off chance that I might pass a smoker? Or the should the smoker, perhaps, finish their smoke in their car, or in a designated smoker area that I know to avoid?)
And as the CDC says, there is no risk free level of exposure to secondhand smoke. So keep it to yourself in your own space, guys.
Speaking as a smoker, fucking leave the non-smokers alone. It’s no skin off your back to move away, and you have no idea what kind of issues someone might have with cigarette smoke. Back tf off.
I used to be a caretaker for my fiancé’s grandmother. His aunt, who housed her, was a smoker. Not the polite “I’ll go light up outside” kinda smoker but the “I’ma blow smoke in your face” kinda smoker. I breathed in more smoke, within the first few days of working there, than I ever did in my entire life. Whithin the fist week, I got really fucking sick. Nausea, headache, dizziness, etc. I had to call out that day and she fucking was gonna fire me!! For missing one day! That’s beside the point. The house fucking wreaked of smoke. If you think I’m being too harsh, bare this in mind. She lived in a small house with her husband, her elderly mother, and her two dogs. The only time she smoked outside was if she was doing something outside. She would even be smoking in her mother’s room if she came in to tell me something. Not only that but her husband also smoked in the house. Her mother would constantly complain about being dizzy and light headed but, since she clinically has dementia, her daughter would just brush it off as “She’s just making it up.” Smokers! Don’t be like this bitch! If you want to deal with the harmful effects yourself, fine. Don’t make the rest of us do it! Don’t make your loved ones do it! Don’t make your dogs do it.
